Bleach

What I want to drink when I think about the following things.
Milenials having children, the future of America, stupid new age baby names (Seriously, who names their child Tyce), my chances of succeeding in life, America under Trumps rule, Kanye actually winning in 2020, how futile my vote is considering the completely unnecessary electoral college, the living conditions of the North Korean people, the fact that every day I walk into school I need to pray it’s not the day a school shooter stops by for a quick how do you do.

Person 1:”I was thinking about new age baby names, where’s the bleach.”
Person 2:”We’re our after your last session.”
Person 1:”God damnit.”

by Blacklisted Omnivore May 18, 2018

Blelch Bubble

Blelch bubble: Noun; a pussy fart containing blood and/or vaginal fluids resulting in a bubble. (see queef bubble)

Doin' susy on her period when she let out a massive blelch bubble.

by ACCORDING2ME June 2, 2018

Bleach

Bleach is a liquid that's used for cleaning clothing. Some people on the Internet joke about the fluid being a drink although it's toxic.

Bleach is useful when it comes to whitening your clothes.

by BleachedSpaghettiYT September 10, 2018

bleach eyebrows

basically just eyebrows that camouflage w/ the skin tone.

Omg chief keef has big bleach eyebrows

by realedp September 14, 2018

bleach bath

Bleach your skin .

You're too dark go take a bleach bath !

by Gina no Martin December 28, 2018

Bleach queen

Someone who overcomes great adversity in the face of puke and kicks that sickness’s ass with bleach. She is a holy rockstar and can do amazing things! And she will topple the capitalist patriarchy any day now!

That must have been hard... but she can do it, she’s a bleach queen after all.

by FireDragon!!! January 17, 2019

bleached coca cola

when someone wears a coca cola shirt and has white skin

Talor is a bleached coca cola today.

by coca cola lover 5 February 8, 2019