Blender Whore

A whore that gets mixed into other people's relationship.

Tucker: "Damn Alaina needs to stay the fuck out of my relationship."

Jack: "She also needs to stop fucking all the guys."

Tucker: "She is such a Blender Whore!

Jack: "YES!!"

by PnB-Puss n' Bitches March 22, 2017

Blender

When you're shitting and you masturbate then blend the semen with the shit.

Sean left a blender in my bathroom before he left.

by PopoMcdoo April 18, 2018

blend chick

A regular, simple, woman for whom anything outside for "normal" is "shocking!", and inconceivable in real life, due to trying to blend in high school, and having never learnt any lessons since then.

Eg. the notion that some men and women could be into BDSM and not just acting. Not going to a show because one's students might be at a show or see her in pictures, and how scandalous would that be‽

She's just some blend chick nterviewing Jim Carrey and thinks she's the shit because she's on TV.

by fragmede September 15, 2017

blender

a machine that spins to grind food into liquid, usually a smoothie.

Don't put your hand in the blender
Use the blender to make a smoothie

by Billiam Beaver May 21, 2017

blendi

Blendi is an albanian name . Blend's are usually fuckboys that are very patriotic . They pretend to be drunk at family parties just so they can get attention

A: jesus christ , blendi is really fucking annoying , isnt he?
B: he really is , ugh , did i tell you i won the jadec game? He owes me 5€.

by Blend (name) January 7, 2018

Blend

A Europen decenting name. Blends are generally comforting, accepting, but tend to be to hostile when shown disloyalty.

don't double cross a blend

by ParadoxVi January 20, 2018

blender boy

a long lanky bean boy

damn son, your such a blender boy

by urmum.cuMm June 1, 2018