Blackfired

When a non-Black person attempts to do something to or with Black people and the attempt back fires on them.

The attempt often times has friendly intentions, but can still go bad.

Coined by two students in an UNLV World Literature class.

White person: Wuz up my nig?

Black person: Aw hell no! He did not just say that!

White person: That blackfired on me.

by Enz8 December 31, 2011

backwardism

1) Believing that total opposition to anything straightforward is the way to go.

2) Mormonism

3) A broader form of bullshitism

"Did you hear about Mitt Romney's policies?"

"Oh yes he is a stronger believer in backwardism"

by Crazy Clown November 4, 2012

Backwater Canoeing

When you drop your toothbrush into the dirty sink or toilet and keep using it because you're too drunk or lazy to care. Also applies to when you knock someone elses toothbrush into the toilet and put it back without telling them.

I got home last night and dropped my toothbrush in the crapper. Nothin like a little late night backwater canoeing!

by ducockus234 August 29, 2012

Backwards Horse Kick

When the girl kicks the guy in the groin, cuz he has just Donkey Punched her. (Preferly wearing heels).

Once my boyfriend Donkey Punched me, I backwards horse kicked. backwards horse kick

by MotherPower December 10, 2013

Backwards Betty

To masturbate to pornography on VHS or Betamax while rewinding it.

"You know what, I'm bored of just masturbating. I think I'll treat myself to a backwards betty tonight. Let me just dust off these VHS tapes I hid behind the water tank 7 years ago"

by Megaross August 27, 2014

Blackanese

A ethnic hybrid consistent of Black/African Descent and Japanese. They are the super race when referring to a female. No other hybrid ethnic group can compare.

Boy 1: Have you seen the new BLACKANESE teacher Ms. Taylor?

Boy 2: Dude, what?! I ran out of the class when I saw her and wanked one out!

Boy 1: Ummmm....?

Boy 2: YOU DON'T KNOW ME (Boy 1 name here) MS BUNNY TAYLOR IS MY LIFE!!!

by King.Bear July 3, 2015

backwards grinding

When someone's butt is rubbing against your back at a rave.

Omg that's the girl that was backwards grinding on me at the dance last night

by Jsishdishesj November 8, 2015