Bjorn

Something like... "Urban Dictionary~ Bjorn; also known as that sexy, funny, awesome norwegian that makes Haley laugh. Hilarious, sexy, and just absolutely amazing, he likes to be a tease, but also can be romantic and silly at times. He's hot as fuck, even so that the sun would be jealous. One would be crazy or lesbian to not want to hit that. :I

Awesome Bjorn

by ThisChick November 29, 2012

bjork

The act of puking into your own mouth while burping

During the drinking game Kurt burped loudly then suddenly turned to spit into an empty cup, filling it with vomit. His friends cheered his epic bjork

by bjorkoon January 2, 2014

bored housewife

A woman who finds herself chained to the drudgery of her marital home and who is commonly easy pray to the lecherous advances of any passing lothario builder type who passes her way! She will (in her own mind) fasll head over heels for him when in reality she is just relishing the attention that her middle class professional husband is too tired to give her.

you know that bored housewife I'm working for, I reckon I'm in there.

by adequate-d April 5, 2011

Fucking bored

Me right now, and maybe you considering you’re reading this.
Why are you reading this?
Go do something productive, like play a video game or prank your friend, or nearly murder your sibling or something.
(Highly suggest the last one.)

‘I’m fucking bored.’
‘Go murder your fucking sister you shit-ass bitch.’

by AnnieGirl66 December 28, 2019

boredalistic

1. to be bored
2. another, more interesting word for bored.
3. made by krishna b. patel =D

im boredalistic...unborify me

by krishna February 28, 2005

Bored

When you are hinting off to a boy/girl that you want to do something sexual.

Boy: Hey Wassup
Girl: Nothing just home all alone Bored!
Boy: oo Ok cool. Im Chilling
Girl: yea im still bored.

by B. Somerville September 7, 2009

bored

You right now. You have nothing to do cause you're a loser so you search random words on Urban dictionary.com when you could be doing something productive like masturbating or doing the pelvic thrust.

I'm so bored yet I go on UD.com and wonder why

by hi... I'm Meta... i guess... December 15, 2014