the bible

A really bad fiction book with main characters such as God, Jesus, and "the virgin" Mary.

Reading "The Bible" is an utter waste of time.

by Godismybitchlacky June 22, 2008

Bible basher

In America: One who incessantly criticizes the bible.

In Britain (and Australia): One who incessantly promotes the Bible.

That bible basher Dawkins really infuriated the Bible Basher Robertson.

by fwamarama February 25, 2008

Bible Humpers

People who take the bible so literally that they are evil. These people tend to thing they are good people, when in fact they are not. They usually go to church every Sunday, pray before every mean, follow the most ridiculous traditions and have a horrible ego. Most of the time these fuckwits are homophobic, racist, closed-minded and judge mental towards everyone who doesn't partake in the tradition of bible humping.

I've met some real bible humpers before and believe you me, I can assure you that I am not one of these people.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

billed

to be left alnoe, by yourself, when a group of people or persons leave you, to be on your bill

James was billed when his friends left him alone to play football

by Phil Douglas April 28, 2006

bibleicous

an adjective that describes someone or something that knows extremely too much about the bible and its contents

my soul is too bibleicous for you babe.

by megan carrell August 8, 2006

Bible

God's word every thing in it is true

Ok I'll read the bible now

by Loveyahey December 12, 2020

billegal

billegal

an minor infraction which is technically illegal, but which is not actually prosecuted except in cases of personal or political spite. Named for Bill Clinton's impeachment trial.

getting fired for the billegal act of taking a pack of pencils from work, when the real reason is that you're out of political favor with the boss

by benjasdad-2000 May 20, 2008