man stump

a dick that is not soft but not too hard. also known as erectile disfunction

i suffer from man stump my dick cant be hard

by satan's ass hole May 26, 2018

Man Slave

A male that is used by a dominant woman for all duties around the home and for personal pleasures.

John was Misty's man slave, first she would make him clean the house and then he would be allowed to please her in bed.

by Sarah.Gibson31 June 9, 2018

urban man

A giga chad that said V1nce had balls the size of bowling balls (which V1nce does)

Sub to V1nce or you have no life

You see urban man the giga chad

by V1nce has iron balls April 20, 2022

Man twinkie

A penis.

Woman: Hey honey, mind if i take a bite of your man twinkie?
Man: Uhh what?

by LeilaSP March 26, 2019

DUFF Man

The wingman who takes one for the team and talks to the Designated Ugly Fat Friend (DUFF). So the player has the opportunity to pick up the babe.

James was a great DUFF Man last night, otherwise I would have never gotten that babe home.

by Frankie B Govan October 21, 2015

dabloons man

A light blue, monopoly-obsessed man who strangely tastes like Gatorade. He has started his own currency known as dabloons, which can be used to purchase various good throughout the shop and the surrounding desert wasteland, as well as the city. His eyes are thin, seeming to always be closed and possesses and straight-line mustache. He wears a big, solid black pirate captain’s hat with “EMPLOYEE” scribbled on it, and is usually selfish and self-centered. Nonetheless, he can be a strong ally and give some good survival advice as well as how to silence children.

Person 1: “yo what can i do with this spare change”
Person 2: “trade it with the dabloons man”
Person 1: “why tf do i need dabloons”

by X-phoid January 29, 2022

Shank Man

A man known to hang around East London. He wears a trench coat full of shanks and cocaine, has a bad case of bubonic plague and is absolutely shit at foreign languages. The Shank Man is a pyromaniac and is laugh is the first thing you hear in an insane asylum. He knows nothing of technology, and somehow has a tracker on the Lemon Cult at all times. He is part of the Grapefruit Gang, and therefore a demon. Other members of this gang are the Axe Woman and the Saw Man, but the Shank Man is most predominant here on Earth. If you see him, you gotta go fast.

Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): I just saw the Shank Man!
Rosa (Lemon Cult Co-Founder and Treasurer): Really my dude?
Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): Yeah. Luckily he didn't notice me because he was trying to figure out what a computer was. I Naruto ran away from him.

by LemonyDude June 7, 2020