Baldickian

An super white guy who is incapable of growing body hair.

Jenny, did you know Chuck is a baldickian? He doesn't have pubic or pithair.

by D.Div. Salty Mufffuckin Dalty April 13, 2020

Baldetorp

A very short and stupid dude. He has about the same iq as beetlejuice. If you ever see a person with the last name baldetorp you should burn the to a crisp. Baldetorps are also famous for being gay

Baldetorp is a great guy

by Dr. Rufe June 9, 2020

Baldadeer

A bald crooner. A singer of romantic ballads who is without hair. A bald man whose song makes the hearts of girls flutter until they see the sunlight reflected off his head.

The song of the baldadeer made her eyes tear, but she kept her eyes shut because of the strong light reflected off his scalp.

by Research_Joe September 4, 2020

Bald Tommy

I just want a mug for my teacher Tommy, he is bald.

Hey Tommy, here's a mug for yo. Bald Tommy

by XxPG3DgudxX February 11, 2021

bald water

When you're being bald.

ur being so bald, ur bald water kid, trash L.

by anonymous March 14, 2021

Bald Eager

The act of shaving your genitalia in the anticipation of having a sexual encounter for a sexual encounter that never comes to fruition.

"I shaved for her and all we did was makeout! Total bald eager"

by PeezyWeezy April 22, 2021

bald.ena

A kool fuckin person who deserves the world itself

Wow bald.ena is super hot.

by Cupidhatesyou May 6, 2021