ass basket

The area between the anus and the division of the buttocks. This area is where the buttocks normally rest against each other.

When I shit, I like to spread my ass cheeks apart so I don't get shit all over my assbasket. It's funky enough down there already.

by Webgrunt August 8, 2003

Perham Boys Basketball Team

A bunch of butt hurts who think they are the fucking Gods of basketball. 100% of their players think they can go D1. They can't. This isn't the NBA. Stop with the shooting sleeves and cocky attitudes. They walk around with the "My dick is bigger than yours" persona... Oh the irony..

Excuse me, I play for the Perham Boys Basketball Team. You don't happen to have a tampon I can borrow, do you?

by WadenaGuy10 December 9, 2012

pups in a basket

The act of putting your testicles into a womans anus while your penis is in her vagina. Hence, as hard to do as keeping two pups in a basket.

Ricky was so well endowed that he could perform a "pups in a basket" on Rachel.

by nobeaner May 24, 2006

woman's basketball

an oxymoron; pathetic excuse to put a ball in a basket, and when it happens, it is a paradox; some shots are so ridiculous, one wonders how it is some women are allowed to play the game; I must clarify, there are good women basketball players, however most are horrible

Stan: Hey are you going to the Woman's basketball game?
Bill: Yeah, im doing a report on whether drunk monkies can beat a high school girl's bball team
Stan: Oh cool, I'll see you there
Bill: Yeah
Stan: Hey, I'll put $10 on the monkies winning
Bill: I'll add it to the pot

by ILuvWomen March 8, 2007

pass the basket

to bump uglies, do the nasty, give your privates and their privates a high five.

Did you see how many guys Rock of Love forced to pass the basket with her last night?????

by B. Michaels April 15, 2008

Alamo Bread Basket

The act of eating the yeast out of a yeasty vagina

I gave that whore a Alamo bread basket, nasty shit in there.

by jackintheboxboomheadshot July 3, 2010

Putting the lotion in the basket

In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."

"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."

by Nat Turner September 14, 2008