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term used to describe all that is bad in alabama, or someone who is a loser a wannabee, a never will be,
That cow dung eating, no shoe wearing worthless piece of slime is a barner!
barner by David6900000000000 April 3, 2007
A randomer
Someone who is just there. Your not really sure who they are or who their with therefore they are random
The party was full of barneys so we left.
Barney by 617 Boston October 24, 2007
The head of a Japanese Shiba Inu Dog.

But can also be used to describe any dogs head.
Look at that dog, it has a small barnis

My dog tony has a cute barnis.

That shiba's barnis is a different color then the other dogs.
barnis by Gortzworth October 31, 2011
london slang for trouble; barney-> barney rubble-> trouble
I'm in barney with my girlfriend after sleeping with her sister again.
barney by Jeff October 29, 2004
some who tells a shit story with no point or meaning and takes ages to tell it.
the BARNSEY- "did anyone see that ah movie with um that actor who ah u know"

anyone around yells: "BARNSEY!"
BARNSEY by thomas delong'e May 15, 2006
A person who's like a coconut(even though he hates them) hard from outside but soft and nice from the inside. Knows what they should do but just needs a push. Are OBSESSED with their cars and bikes and like addressing them as 'her' :P Approach with great caution can be harmful for your nose. Don't try fighting back you'll just end up hurting yourself. They tend not to talk a lot and can be complicated at times but thats only when they're pms'ing. Panick over every little thing but its their way of caring. Know what to say to make you feel better. People they care about mean the world to them. Can be extremely cozy and cuddly. Can be very observative, and likes knowing every little detail.

To sum it all up.. Gem of a dinosaur..
Leave my nose alone you Barney
Barney by Qutta..!! May 17, 2010