Barney

An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp!) -- even a bad person!

A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.

1.God dang it! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it.

2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?

3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.

by Tim August 16, 2004

barneyed

to become intoxicated to the point you act stupid and happy like the purple dinosaur.

Dude, Joe got so barneyed last night I wanted to smack the piss out of him.

by DDLittle September 29, 2007

Barnswallow

A slutty redneck chick.

"The barnswallow had rotted teeth from drinking too much beer...all the better to suck your cock with, my dear."

by ashleyec6 November 13, 2009

barner

term used to describe all that is bad in alabama, or someone who is a loser a wannabee, a never will be,

That cow dung eating, no shoe wearing worthless piece of slime is a barner!

by David6900000000000 April 3, 2007

Barney

A randomer
Someone who is just there. Your not really sure who they are or who their with therefore they are random

The party was full of barneys so we left.

by 617 Boston October 24, 2007

barnis

The head of a Japanese Shiba Inu Dog.

But can also be used to describe any dogs head.

Look at that dog, it has a small barnis

My dog tony has a cute barnis.

That shiba's barnis is a different color then the other dogs.

by Gortzworth October 31, 2011

barney

london slang for trouble; barney-> barney rubble-> trouble

I'm in barney with my girlfriend after sleeping with her sister again.

by Jeff October 29, 2004