Jayden Barnett

This person is a legend. A sigma. Whenever women see him they bow down to him hoping they could become one of his partners. This person is the most masculine man ever to exist. He is the straightest male ever never to become lgbtq+. All men respect him and all women want him. He is the man with the biggest cock n balls and a toned muscular light skin body. He has black curly hair a strong jawline with a constant stoic expression.

Woman 1: Omg is that Jayden Barnett?!
Woman 2: Wow he’s so amazing and perfect

by FollowerOfJayden May 25, 2023

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Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.

Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"

by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023

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Jennifer Barrett

A cosmic being made of pure love. A Goddess with such unbelievably rare love and radiant beauty that upon a single glance, will forever fill the soul with true happiness and a never ending love.

I will always love you Jennifer Barrett said Daniel Perez

by SnorkelD October 17, 2023

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