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bar tard 

An individual at a bar who is drunk and acting like a fool.
Dude is way drunk & acting the fool. What a bar tard.
bar tard by themiss2001 March 13, 2011
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Bar Stool 

1) A tall chair you sit on at a bar

2) A polite way of saying "Bastard"

bar code 

When a female or male has their nipples pierced vertically and their belly button pierced as well.
After I got my nipples pierced some started referring to me as Bar Code

Bar Decision

Deciding that it is a "good idea" to go home with the bartender. Also known as "bad bar decision".
Kelly went home with the bartender last night, and we did not support this bar decision.
Bar Decision by GFC27 April 13, 2009
"Hey man it's Saturday night, I'm gonna go jerk off all over you're moms face then practice Bar Fu"
Bar Fu by JB-----n June 2, 2009

Bar Mitzvah Syndrome 

When a person has been repressed for an extended period of time then experiences wild naughty, arousing sexual urges, wet dreams, they never thought they could before. The person genuinely feels the need to act on them in order to fully develop and feel themselves grow and mature afterward.
Astarr, has not boned in a while, she is now going through a state of bar mitzvah syndrome where by she cannot continue her normal life until she has fulfilled a night of wild and crazy orgies.