Ricky Baker

Typically a caucasian male who goes by the human name of ‘Afrin’. Colour ranges from grey-black and they will invariably be sighted in a hoodie. This may or may not be stolen. On the rare occasion that they wear colour, this is likely because they are very depressed, and mistakenly believe colour will promote an image of happiness. The exception, however. is the red coat - this is an essential for any Ricky Baker.

Facial expressions include a pout, a solemn smile and a vacant expression usually followed by an attempt to jump out the window.

Please note most Ricky’s are armed and extremely dangerous. They are real bad eggs known for kicking, spitting, throwing things and of course vandalising.

If you see a Ricky Baker, sing their birthday song and then immediately contact Samaritans.

“Ricky Baker now you are 13 years-old, you are a teenager and you are good as gold”

Afrin… I mean Ricky… are you still homeless”

“kicking, spitting, throwing things”

by ahip97 March 21, 2022

ange baker

A girl who is in love with Austin

Ange Baker saw Austin and said “Darn I saw Austin and Im in love with him”

by You_love_me4 January 14, 2021

Harvey Baker

Mango is him. He is the only Mango man

This is a Harvey Baker

by harveybaker June 15, 2022

Beef Baker

Someone who likes to stir up beef.

" Your such a beef baker."

by J_Dxvils March 15, 2021

reverse Hannah Baker

When you send "a tape" to some of your friends saying nice things, the opposite to what Hannah Baker did in 13 reasons why

Yo, what a nice reverse Hannah Baker you sent me

by Metyoulanzipedia January 2, 2020

pull a baker

a joke made based off of hannah baker’s death, where she slit her wrists in her bathtub

person 1: “i haven’t watched 13 reasons why but i wanna pull a baker”
person 2: “what’s that?”

by hey im here September 24, 2022

Abby the baker

A bumblebee that flies through the air with her antennas gliding in the trees while carrying her brief case with children inside and doesn’t know how to sing A-O-K properly

The man of the hour is Abby the Baker.

by A_O_K April 8, 2024