Michael Bake

A sad lonely man single forever and never kissed someone

Man I feel bad for Michael Bake

by Kieran+price=heart December 9, 2019

after baked

Waking up after a strong smoke sesh, still baked.

"I'm so after baked right now..."
"I know you were baking on high all night"

by medicine.witch October 26, 2016

Baked Idiot

A baked idiot is someone who has smoked so much weed that even simple tasks seem impossible, or take too much extra time.

I can't believe he just did that, what a baked idiot.

by plaid.princess.91 May 31, 2015

baked alasskan

When you cum on a girls asshole and crisp your massive load with a blowtorch

Sally gave me a hefty tip after she tried that baked alasskan I gave Vicky. Gobbled it right up.

by biersklord June 13, 2017

Jim-Bakes

To be humiliated in front of your bosses' boss.

Employee got Jim-Bakes for not following procedure.

by Jim-Bakes April 20, 2018

Beantown Bake

The regional term for hotboxing in Massachusetts, referring to Boston's nickname, Beantown.

Hey, dude, do you up for a Beantown Bake before work?

by Uncle Festus December 14, 2012

Bake I.D.

Just like a "fake I.D.," but it is used to buy recreational weed in order to get baked or stoned or high and so on

Jayson was so incredibly excited that Jones hooked him up with his Bake I.D. that he forgot his cash when he went into the dispensary.

by von groovy May 31, 2019