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Birch-Blond Babe 

A prepubescent youth having intercourse with the knot on the birch crossbar used to support his Mattress Box Spring.
Although Art tried multiple times to convince Maggie to have sex with him after the Junior Prom- he once again had to rely on his Birch-Blond Babe to satisfy his sexual needs.
Birch-Blond Babe by ArtieJ February 4, 2008
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bucket babe 

Original phrase "bucket list babe," which means: A woman so complete in her capacity to fulfill every man's deepest desires that a mere smile from her in person would whiteout your entire bucket list, movie actress and viral video and comedy sensation Lauren Francesca further defines it as her role as a Charity Ambassador for the popular URL Shortener, OneCent.US, which donates 90% of its advertising revenue to charities, a main effort in 2011 being to build a water tower for Mara Nomads in Tanzania, who today suffer from severe outbreaks of cholera, dysentery and malaria because of unsafe and unsanitary water sources, often requiring a 10 mile round trip daily walk to bring home as little as 5 gallons of water for drinking and cooking. The West African Nomads carry the water in 5 gallon used paint buckets, of a rainbow variety of colors, except for Indigo.Lauren is occasionally called "Bucket Babe" as a result, and she is cited as the original "Bucket List Babe."
Who in their right mind wouldn't drop a few pennies or loose change in the donation bucket to help build that water tower for the MashakaFoundation.org at OneCent.US when they get a look at Lauren Francesca, their hot bucket babe?

Fusion Babe of The Week 

Beauty, Personality, Sexy, Charisma, unique. Whatever you want to call her, the Fusion Babe of The Week represents Chicago Fusion when it comes to the best females in Chicago. They are simply the best of the best.
That girl is "The Fusion Babe of The Week"

bacon babe 

syn for Bitch.

group of girls that come together as friends over a small and random common interest, such as the fascination with Kevin Bacon. Usually have a "Bacon Code" in which laws are completely random and strict. (example- you can not wear stripes on tuesday. and you can't so much as look at him because i used to go out with him) Bacon babes tend to suck people into their crowd because on the outside they seem "cool". However, word to the wise, don't fall into the Bacon-byss. Once you go, you can never return, and it will not be pretty i can promise you.
Girl 1- "Omg have you seen the Bacon Babes? they all have matching t-shirts! They are soooo cool i wish i was a part of them"

Girl 2- "Seriously? because they are all stupid. and gay, and they make no sense. but ok... watch out for that first step into the bacon-byss, it's a doosey"

Girl 1- *fake girlie giggle* "whatever you sayyy!"
bacon babe by Shanayynayyy September 25, 2006

Skinny babe 

The indirect way of calling a person (Male or Female) fat. Its must be used sarcasticaly and with a tone of voice you use to make fun of the ' popular people'.
*Me (loner): *Jess, your not emo!
*Jess (dyke): K no, Skinny babe, what do you know?
* me (loner): I know that your friend is a twinkie bar :D
*= Name changed
Skinny babe by Sex_Monster July 24, 2008

Gross-babe 

A babe that you can never have sex with.
Oh my god, you are such a Gross-babe, or, Gross-babe, no!
Gross-babe by Manwise July 8, 2010