ass cushion

The bottom cushion in a car seat where yor ass rests.

As opposed to the companion"back cushion"

"When my girl crashed my car she shit herself which ruined the ass cushion in my caddy."

by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012

Ass Haller

Someone who halls ass.

Bob Barker is sure an ass haller!

by Freshboi87 October 29, 2018

Cool ass

A word that OSN uses when he sees someone cool

*Lebron dunks on someone *

OSN : GET HIS COOL ASSS KKKKKKKKKKKK

by BZ4 🤐 July 23, 2019

ass tissue

Ass tissue, noun

Ass tissue is the bits of paper or tissue on your ass after taking a shit and wiping it with a crappy brand toilet paper. People usually discover they have ass tissue on their ass during showers or baths.

Mother: Johny! Why are there pieces of brown tissue in the bath tub?

Johny: Sorry I had ass tissue since I took a quick dump before taking my bath.

Mother: CLEAN IT UP!!!

by namestealer1337 October 28, 2009

gopher ass

Slang for the unfortunate condition of seriously needing to take a shit but having nowhere to do it.

When I felt its little smooth, brown face begin to emerge from my hole, I quickly realized I had gopher ass.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

Ass Lightning

A sudden cramp of your sphincter muscle that feels like you just got hit by a bolt of lightning.

Johnny's sudden bout of ass lightning nearly knocked him out of his chair.

by MonkeyClicker April 18, 2016

ass-barn

A mythical place where the hottest of hot girls hang out. Not only are the girls very attractive, but also dressed to show it off.

Steve: Man, the girls here are unbelievable today.

Akers: Bet, Its like the ass-barn!

by spankdaddy November 14, 2011