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Anus Rocket

Eww, you're so anus rocket right now.
by chinggg chongg September 29, 2014
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anusaphoibia

Person 1: did you hear, my old man has anusaphoibia

Person 2: wait anusaphoibia?

Person 1: you know, the fear of getting butt fucked against your will

Person 2: oh, that's.... strange
by person876543 March 14, 2015
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anus hairs

When you eating the booty like groceries and they be some weird shit sticking out of dat booty hole, most likely anus hairs
1:Damn dad bich had some mad ANUS HAIRS

2:EWWWWW
by Taco taco burrito burrito November 4, 2015
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anus mangler

One who fucks an ass so hard it becomes mangled and broken.
Girl:Jimmy and I tried Anal last night, he's a real Anus Mangler!
by Packofblow March 26, 2017
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Anus crumb

A wad of crusty toilet paper caught in the ass crack after wiping your ass. Also a term used to describe a particularly dumb person who doesn't have a clue.
I was hitting it from behind and looked down and saw anus crumbs on my dick.
by Madmike326 April 18, 2017
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Anus Oatmeal

An appetizing masterpiece, simply too divine and ambrosial for this horrible world.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.

2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!

3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017
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Anus mouth

When someone talks a lot of B.S. and you know every word they say is full of sh*t
Nick: Did he really meet the President for dinner?
Curtis: No, he just has a big anus mouth.
by Mrsaintnick July 28, 2017
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