Lazy anus

Carl: After eating that taco i've got a lazy anus
Frank: *shudder*
by Westers March 14, 2010
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anus farm

A place that it ridden with a despicable presence, something so banal and intolerable that it makes you want to stick your head up your own ass.
With a look of disdain, Terry exclaimed, "This place is a goddamn anus farm."
by mr. caitlin February 16, 2010
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The Sahara Anus

A little-known variation of the originally viral cinnamon challenge, the Sahara Anus instead forces contenders of the challenge to place cinnamon in or around the anus for a period of time. The goal of the Sahara Anus is to keep the cinnamon on the outside opening of the butthole (or completely inside for the most daring contestants) longer than the rest of the challengers. The name derives its origins from the extremely parched and dry texture the cinnamon leaves on the anus, similar to the extreme heat and barrenness of the Sahara Desert.
"Why were you in the hospital yesterday after the party?"
"...my friends decided to try the Sahara Anus."
by belletaria December 30, 2014
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anus sucker

someone that enjoys sucking on a mans anus and is clearly addicted
stop being an anus sucker and let me suck on it
by Crystal April 16, 2005
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anus weed

1. (noun)- one who has grown out of an anus

2. (noun)- one who acts as if they have grown out of an anus
Joe: "Yo, ever since John got hit by that dim gnome rider, he has been acting like such an anus weed"

Jameel: "Word"
by benny illsman March 29, 2005
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Bleeding Anus

My friend Derek.He realized he bleeds out his anus every time he does e. He had been doing it for half a year.
by Insurmountable Jackass January 07, 2005
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anus gravy

The mixture of feces and semen found in the anus after anal sex.
Matthew enjoyed Terry's anus gravy with a straw, it tasted just like chicken.
by The Amazing Blue September 14, 2010
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