angry rooster

When a male gets a boner (see also erection) and can't get rid of it. Usually it is put down by the common masturbation. (An angry rooster typically hurts.)
I had an angry rooster untill I masturbated... ahh it hurt so bad.
by H4WK1234567 June 23, 2006
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angry at apple

Being duped YET AGAIN by Steve Jobs into buying one of his awesome-looking-but-otherwise-crap products (ie. the iPod), paying the equivalent of your first born just to get the damn accessories that you need to have or else your product would screw up (ie. wall charger for iPod, it lengthens the battery life apparently...or have I been duped AGAIN?), then having it screw up a couple months after, then facing their CRAP customer service representatives (even though they claim it's #1) who tell you that they lost your iPod while repairing it one moment, and the next moment tell you it's on backorder...then finally getting the damn thing back after six friggin weeks.

True story, it happened to me, unfortunately.
I was more than angry at apple for having unbelievably shitty service and products.
by *afterthought.cjb.cc* July 21, 2006
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angry rodeo

when you stick your dick in your girls ass grab her hair and tell her to do you like her sister did last night she will get pissed and you hold on for the ride
i did an angry rodeo my girl last night bitch went nuts but i stayed on for the whole ride yee haa
by lakeside perv April 10, 2009
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angry bear

He was so angry that the toilets were clogged at the gay bar that he did an angry bear.
by angrydroid November 04, 2008
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Angry devil

Blow your load in a girls hair, then you use your cum to style her hair to look like horns then slap her in both cheeks and she will look like an angry devil
Angry devil
by bobmarley25 March 29, 2010
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Angry Gravekeeper

When your doing your girlfriend in the ass and just before you come you smack her in the head with a shovel, not too hard as you don't want to knock her out. At which point she should turn and you pull out and come in her eye. Then hand her the shovel and push her backwards onto a chair, holding her bruised head and squinting at you with a shovel in her hand, she will now remind you of an angry gravekeeper.
Gus: hey jack, I heard you gave Meg the angry gravekeeper last night.
Jack: yeah... she was pissed. I thought she was gonna hit me with the shovel.
by klydefrog[gus] May 29, 2008
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Angry Savage

When you girlfriend has just wanked you off and leaves you there covered with your own fluid and keeps the tissues away from you. Unable to get up because it will drip further down you, you are stuck.
Person 1: Damn Mark is mad at Kayleigh!
Person 2: Can you blame him? She gave him the angry savage last night.
by Lord MPK May 02, 2007
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