adam's apple

Something some guys have on their throats. It bobs up and down as they talk/swallow/eat ect..

Girls love adams apples.

Omgosh, his adam's apple is soo hott!

by Yea.. May 15, 2005

Apple-john

A preserved apple which has lost the majority of its water content and thus appears wrinkled and shriveled. It was a term invented by Shakespeare, not Seth MacFuckingFarlane.

“I am withered like an old apple-john.” Shakespeare: 1 Henry IV. iii. 3.

by Gliese September 13, 2010

Poisoned apple

An attractive person with a bad personality.

Stephanie was beautiful, successful, and popular with her peers, but cold or dismissive to everybody else - she was a poisoned apple that left a bitter taste in the mouth.

by Nodules August 1, 2012

Apple kissing

When two prolapsed anuses touch eachother.

Alice and I got very drunk and tried out some apple kissing last night.

by Elviis November 17, 2015

quantum apple

A poster created by the artist Chromodynamic, depicting the quantum levels of the applegen atom.

A quantum apple is edible and tasty. Each single one of them, may display a variety of potential flavours. Due to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle when it gets bitten it's wave function collapses as one of the allowable flavours. One cannot predict it's taste before he/she causes the collapse of it's wave function via tasting the apple, because quantum potentiality is a fundamental quality of nature.

by Quantomechanician December 6, 2015

Toffee Apple

A slang term used in the United Kingdom that refers to oral sex on the male reproductive organ.

Her stench trench smelled like canned kipper’s so I settled for a toffee apple.

by Rodsmafia December 21, 2019

apple splatter

When u shit fucken everywhere

I was running to the bathroom but got Apple splatter on the wall.

by Eatmyassbitch69 September 29, 2017