Alien’s Brain

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.

That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.

by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023

The day of aliens vs predators

The celebration of Mexican heritage in the city of Cuntakempay where 47 illegal homeless, starving, smelly, poor, and thick, mexican four year olds try to outrun eight horny and sexually frustrated Amish predators on horseback with wonder woman’s lasso of truth.

Hey Frank what are you doing on Sunday?

Frank: I think I’m gonna throw on The day of Aliens vs Predators, it’s streaming on ESPN

by Ana Ferrel July 29, 2023

Alien Hominid Invasion

A terrible remake of one of the best games ever made by the Behemoth

guy 1: "i love alien hominid invasion, its my favorite videogame of all time"
guy 2: "im gonna jerk off inside you tonight"

by ticorza September 12, 2023

Alien Pube

olioq has these under his penis (he is a fat nigger)

"yoooo her fucking tits were halfway out"
"shut the fuck up you alien pube"

by woodball September 27, 2023

alien

it means a child named Laibas she is from outer space but she loves fooooooooooooood but wont u just be her friend

Here comes Laiba the Alien

by itsMahiya August 4, 2022

alien kid

Alien Kid is a super weird but enjoyable person! He/She always positive and they never give up! They are always energetic no matter what! Everyone loves and admires how confident they are.If you have a alien kid,you're really a lucky one.

Girl 1:Did you see him? He is such a alien kid!
Girl 2:I know right!

Boy 1:I wish I was able to hang out with Alien Kid.
Boy 2:Same! She is just too cool!

by SomeRandomPenguin October 20, 2019

Alienated

To probe your partner with a stick or something similar, and shove it so far up their rectum that they begin to bleed and their eyeballs pop out of their skulls. CAUTION: Your arm may require cleansing afterwards.

Joe: "I totally alienated her last night!"
Yuri: "Do me next, and do it hard!"

by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019