affectionate rob

A beta/effeminate male, who is weak in confrontation situations, and under the thumb at home. Prone to irrational outbursts of rage followed by immediate back tracking when things get fruity.

Steve: you owe me rent
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.

by Bow_down_dark_horse January 9, 2019

arrestion

idk i think this should be a word. it just sounds right. maybe i just convinced myself it’s a real word.

During the arrestion, OJ Simpson cried.

by Chadwick444 March 31, 2020

affectionophobia

being scared of emotional connection and finding it hard to give/take affection from others or yourself.

did you know kylie jenner has affectionophobia?

by slimkimmmm May 19, 2020

Directioners

Misogynistic, racist and obsessed with harries

Person1: I noticed that directioners always say, that they love and support all of the boys but when it comes to streaming Harry's or Zayn's music they don't help
Person2: yeah, they are hypocrites

by kissysel September 15, 2020

Directioners

Clowns

It’s been 5 years and directioners are still waiting for them to come back, even after they all released solo music.

by Slayingsinceever October 9, 2020

direction blind

Does a direction which is the opposite of a direction a superior says to you.

John was direction blind in the royal navy where he was told to turn left but he turned right

by Shadow Jr. November 8, 2020

Directionator

Fans who think they are directioners

Directionator: Omg my favourite is Neil! I've heard he used to be in the band 5sos? I love him so much and the tattoos! Omg his tattoos are the best! I love his long hair but why did he get a buzz cut tho? I wanna have his babies but isn't he dating that gigi girl from little mix?

Directioner: what the fuck

by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021