Abortable

1. A Lolitanese word that describes someone or something repulsive; the opposite of adorable.
2. A word to describe a repulsive action done by an adorable character.

Person 1: My cat just vomited on my favorite pantsuit!
Person 2: That's sooo abortable!

Person 1: Look, Daddy! I made an action figure out of hair I found in the shower drain!
Person 2: Son, that's abortable.

by Lolitan March 3, 2011

Abortion

A purchased medical procedure performed by a licensed medical professional that is no different than any other medical procedure whether elective chosen or required due to health risks of the woman or the fetus/baby gestating inside of them. This medical procedure, though often claimed to be, is not a woman's right nor is it a human right due to it not occurring naturally without scientific and/or third party intervention. That is actually what a miscarriage would/should be defined as.

An abortion can't be a "right" because they are not naturally found occurring without medical or another's assistance.

by DeadJezebel May 15, 2024

emotional abortion

An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.

Girl 1: how was your OB appointment

Girl 2: OMG.. I got an emotional abortion, it was sooooooo good😩

by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025

Backyard Abortion

4-5 shots of the cheapest vodka you can get your hands on. And your visit your local 7/11, get the nacho cheese sauce. You’ll want to chug about 2 cups worth. Lastly eat one whole skin on chicken breast, feel free to cover in mayo if you wish (helps the poultry go down) Goodluck

Yeah… she legit forgot to get to the 7/11, in time for her annual backyard abortion. It’s happening today tho now, if your free come by!

by anonymous April 17, 2023

Emotional Abortion

An emotional abortion is when you have a spiritual pap smear done which scoops out the inner linings of the uterus, causing a sense of clarity within oneself found in no other way

"Dog I just had the CRAZIEST emotional abortion"

by semenster6937 March 14, 2025

Reverse Abortion

When instead of the child being killed the mother is killed while giving birth.

Did you hear Mary had a reverse Abortion?

by anonymous January 24, 2022

Anal Abortion

It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check

I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion

by TLVNYC March 21, 2020