Trades Assistant

When someone is so infatuated with their male workmate that they want to do everything they can to assist them: feed them, wash them, dress them, undress them, assist them go toilet, wipe them, felate them

George was so infatuated with his workmate Mace that he asked if he could be Maces trades Assistant

by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019

power-assisted hug

An embrace dat ya get from someone who is too sleepy or exhausted to reasonably be expected to lift his arms on his own, and so ya amiably help him to perform said cuddly action --- what ya do is to gently lift da person's limp arms and drape them over yer shoulders, then slip yer own arms underneath his armpits and affectionately draw da person up against ya; all he has to do then is to simply wrap his arms da rest of da way around yer neck.

Creating a power-assisted hug from a weary chick is similar to when ya softly clasp and lift her suntan-lotion-oiled hand at da beach to give her a hello/goodbye handshake when she is half-asleep while soaking up da sun... in both cases, ya receive a little pleasant physical contact wif her, but at da same time ya considerately eliminate da need for her drowsy/achy muscles to expend much effort at all.

by QuacksO October 26, 2019

Alabama Assistance

Alabama Assistance ; When your cousin / brother / sister helps you take and send nudes.

" My sister helped me take a nude to send to my boyfriend later. "
" So you got that Alabama Assistance from your sister ? "

by Lessee~Chan April 10, 2020

substitutes assist

highly paid but permanent bench warming sport stars helping team mates in a similar position

Pepe was credited with a substitutes assist for özil... he wanked him off behind the bins

by spaz juice September 19, 2020

Farm-Assist

Hey Bro, this Kid at the Dispensary ....
Hash-tag Emerald Oz, She’s not a “BudTender” , She’s a FARM ASSIST!! Totally 💯 on recommending Buddha, Aye!

Hey Dude, Dis Kid at da Dizpensorry, sick Buddha Yo! Talk bout dat sticky Ickiest!!
She’s a Strate 🆙 “FARM-Assist!”
On the 💯! Knot 🪢 no bud-tender..

by CPO BOATS January 12, 2021

anal assist

when a guy is plowing a girl and his homie pulls up and goes in for the anal assist

don't worry dawg I got you with the ~anal assist~ (said in a cod voice similar to "insta kill")

by angstyjuul May 7, 2021

supermarket assistant

Aunty's cookies Gunna have me all fucked up.... Aka can I have 5 marijuana's 👾

If you can't find the cookies ask the supermarket assistant.

by Lost then found July 15, 2021