Oink Pad

When you rip ass and it sounds similar to a pig squealing
Cooper “I just absolutely shit myself. Sounded just like a pig. What an Oink Pad”
by hensmannnnnn April 20, 2023
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water pad

a notebook someone takes in the bathroom with them when they shower or bathe so he or she can write down ideas that come to them as they wash up.
When I get ideas while in the shower, I jot them down on my water pad, so I don't forget them when I get out.
by McWritah June 16, 2015
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Indeed[PaD]

PaD's word, not to be used by sarah xD
PaD to Sarah : IndeedPaD
by PaD April 24, 2005
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Grond Pad

When you naai your chick in the hol
awe bitch wil jy die grond pad vat
by STOFFELS December 25, 2022
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Pad-vy

Being envious of people who have iPads.
Once I boarded my plane I took out my iPad. You should have seen all of pad-vy.
by jurvis June 12, 2011
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Pad lube

A substance one smooths over the surface of a computer touch pad to prevent irritation and chafing, and increases the speed of the finger as it glides over the pad. Especially useful in high humidity or during times of finger fatigue. May allow for faster reaction times and higher scores while gaming.
I know I could have got a higher score if I had just remembered to use my touchpad lube!!
by shelovestosail September 22, 2009
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Soaker pad

A dude that accidentally zips the tail of his untucked shirt up in his zipper, while going commando, after a piss...leaving a wet spot on the shirt. Or any dude coming out of the mens room with a wet spot on his shirt or pants.
Hey, Soaker Pad...you didn't shake enough before you put the hammer back in the shed.
by QueezyMart June 05, 2018
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