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Clams to Hams

Girls bring it in tight lets get those clams to hams.
by Danny Woodcock December 16, 2010
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Neela ham

by Damshunds April 9, 2019
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shirt hams

i got my face between your sisters shirt hams.
by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010
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Ken Ham

An ignorant, professional dumbass who misrepresents facts, makes up bogus facts, lies to children and other people about what Science actually is and founded a propaganda factory named "Answers in Genesis" to make belief in a literal interpretation of religious dogma.
Creationism is not about Science as Mr Ken Ham wants to make it out to be. It's about quote mining, dishonesty and distorted data.
Some idiot named Ken Ham wasted 100 million dollars to build the ark park
by Tazwint March 31, 2022
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laminating the ham

The act of waxing a male's genital area to render it smooth and hairless.
Deeples' girlfriend was tired of his grizzly sac all up in her business, so at her request he began laminating the ham.
by Joe the Barber June 17, 2012
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Ham overhang

a) the piece of a slice of ham which hangs outside the bread when a sandwich or toastie is prepared and, if not tucked back in, can burn and spoil the finished product.

b) parts of the labia which protrude from either side or both sides of the gusset of women's panties or g-string.
a) "Watch the other side of your sandwich, Horatio - there's a ham overhang and you don't want it to burn in the toaster!"

b) "Check out the babe with the tartan mini on, Ephraim - when she uncrosses her legs there's a clear ham overhang!"
by Jeremyhotpepper August 6, 2011
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Ham Mode

A brief Time in witch you or your friend is wreaking the enemy team. Thus resulting in Ham Mode.
by MasterMcfee August 22, 2014
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