Doesn't Count

Hym "You know that's not what I meant so it doesn't count. Stop them from stealing from me or the law does not matter and I will just stab and stab and stab. That is theft. Everybody knows it's theft. I'm not going to court over it."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

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count down to infinity

A brand that rocks your world by symbolizing a sense that we can truly rise above who are today over any oppression or any obstacle WE demand a better version of ourselves.

Guy 1: "nice shirt"

Guy 2: "Thanks count down to infinity is awesome like that"

by FJHJ November 21, 2011

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Messenger Add Oak Is The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx.

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😱: Messenger Add Oak Is The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

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kiss count

The amount of people that have kissed you and or the amount of times you’ve been kissed.

EX// “Laura has a kiss count of 278 at the age of 16. What a whore.”

by Chipped_Flower October 5, 2022

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count torebackula

Name given to a person who has been awake days on end using meth without taking a shower or brushing their teeth.

Yo did you see him? Looking all like he was count torebackula.

What the hell happened to you? Count torebackula!

by Dirt Napp August 9, 2016

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I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

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