1) if you violate you will get violated
2) if you clart a neck your neck will get clarted
3) trims neck slaps can only last 1 week after the trim.
2) if you clart a neck your neck will get clarted
3) trims neck slaps can only last 1 week after the trim.
by Neck Slap master September 29, 2020
Get the Neck Slapmug. To be put in one's place whilst discussing technology, by another person who's tech knowledge far surpasses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
Slappee: "Did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?"
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
by PA Bucket November 22, 2011
Get the Tech Slappedmug. expression used when a person doesn´t know or forgot something typical, classic or trending. Mostly like an ignorant person that doesn´t know universal history, breaking news, mainstream facts, etc. Usually air heads deserve cultural slaps.
Example 1: It´s incredible that my boyfriend doesn´t know in what continent Egypt is, pff cultural slap!
Example 2: Are you kidding? Why have you never seen the end of Titanic? Cultural slap.
Example 2: Are you kidding? Why have you never seen the end of Titanic? Cultural slap.
by juno! July 28, 2012
Get the cultural slapmug. The act of screaming "Du ma!" like a fob, then pulling a soggy, wet, greasy, cold, stanky eggroll out of ones pocket and shoving it into anothers mouth while they are trying to talk. Then violently slap the victim till satisfied.
girl: do you have s-i-l-v-e-r-w-a-r-e?...
guy: DU MA!!!
*fob slap*
girl: ow wtf!...oh hell naw. i've just been fob slapped. fml.
guy: DU MA!!!
*fob slap*
girl: ow wtf!...oh hell naw. i've just been fob slapped. fml.
by PhatassTactix October 9, 2010
Get the Fob slapmug. verb. to surprise yourself by doing something unexpected or something you thought was out of your league
I used to think I was stuck in my behavioural patterns forever. Then I brain-slapped myself.
Doing something revolutionary like asking for help really brain-slapped me.
Doing something revolutionary like asking for help really brain-slapped me.
by Krkič February 12, 2019
Get the brain-slapmug. A husband reaches for a bowl of chips at a BBQ but his wife slaps his hand away.
The Chippy Slap has left the husband feeling caged and unfulfilled.
The Chippy Slap has left the husband feeling caged and unfulfilled.
by dockthirty August 21, 2013
Get the Chippy Slapmug. by PrettyhugeD March 28, 2022
Get the cuck slapmug.