fat wreck

A fat wreck is a person, usually someone who is heartbroken or fucked up over a relationship, who has eaten their feelings, usually a large amount of junk food, and perhaps alcohol, and has reached the terminal capacity for food, and has no choice except to examine themselves, and the wreckage of chip bags, pizza boxes and beer cans littering their domicile.

A fat wreck can also be a large wreck, or a big mess.

"Man, what happened to you? Why is our apartment a disgusting mess?"

"Linda broke up with me, man. I'm a fat wreck."

OR,

"That ten car pile up on the freeway was a fat wreck. Traffic was terrible."

by GabbaGee May 26, 2016

Wrecking Ball

A act of when a male swings and smacks his balls of ones face, this looks like a wrecking ball going off a building.

Yo Mason i wrecking balled ya mam and nana last night

by Newtons cradle August 17, 2016

Wreck Fest

A Driver in NASCAR that is known to cause cautions and wrecks. Usually in a low ranking team and never won a cup race.

JJ is a total wreck fest, he causes cautions and wrecks every week.

by NASCARFAN18 November 14, 2018

wreck

Tyler

he says to his girlfriend that she's a wreck but in reality it's really him

by mammacittaaa June 24, 2016

Wrecking Ball

The new Russian national anthem after their humiliating defeat at the hands of Ukrainians.

Yuri: Comrades, ladies and gentlemen, please stand for the national anthem

Audience: I never meant to start a war
I just wanted you to let me in…
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was wreck me (sad face, sad face)

by Barok Espinoza May 5, 2022

catchin wreck

to have sexual relations with someone without being seriously commited

hey jo whats up with your girl?

that wasnt my girl i was just catchin wreck

by joepellegreeno August 3, 2019

Blowed Wreck

She blow him a kiss and he fell off his bike
Blowed- Verb , action, meaning pastence of inflation.

Wreck_ noun, thing, means results of an incident that can cause extream outcomes whether its negative or positive example: His last concerts blowed wreck.

Blowed wreck

by Fuck, Danm, can't. Could, can November 13, 2020