crap wrap

shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer

A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !

by christophorus August 5, 2011

Pickle wrap

A pickle wrapped with cream cheese and corn beef sliced . Or you could use it as shut your pickle wrap you call a mouth... kind of like suck a dick.

Shut that pickle wrap you call mouth

by Hitzzzzzz JR July 5, 2018

The Phantom Wrap

After meeting a chick on the first night, you bring her back to your bedroom, she asks if you have protection, you show her the condom and it disappears back into your pocket. You proceed with out.

Fred is a little worried about last night he used the Phantom wrap

by Yam derf October 12, 2018

Wrapped like a mummy

When you’re shaft is inside of a condom

NO, she doesn’t need Plan B, my shit was wrapped like a mummy

by Callmedaddy42 December 4, 2020

wrap skin

to bone, to hit it, to have sex

Damn brotha, you fine, wanna wrap skin?

by Julia June 29, 2004

saran wrap defense

Its how the Clevand Browns get a 0-100 record

You should really change that saran wrap defense

by ACKACKACK123987 January 28, 2018

Wrap n Crap

Wrapping oneself in a tarp or blanket to conceal taking a dump in public.

After the festival, the honey buckets were all taken. So, Bobby pulled a quick wrap n crap, and we were on our way. I should have told him to leave it behind.

by Ice Cream Operator February 6, 2022