Wizard man of Sutton

The wizard man of Sutton, Surrey (England).

He can be seem with his dog, and cat walking through the high street, with the cat following him, and the dog at his side. He wears long robes, and many rings on his fingers.

Dude: Holy crap, it's the child catcher!
Guy: Show some respect! It's the Wizard man of sutton!!!
Dude: So he won't capture me and eat my face?
Guy: Hell no! I mean look, his cat is following him! Ever seen a cat do that?
Dude: Well actually... no!

by heatlyomnom September 21, 2009

Poop Snorting Wizard

When a person sticks a wand up a girls ass and pulls it out with poop particles on it. They then snort the poop off of the wand and butt rim into their nose. This is done mostly by Mexicans of the Northeast because of their notorious fecal addictions and craving.

"Amigo, I gave that girl the best poop snorting wizard of her life. at the end I had a poop rim around my nostrils." "It was so hot, si?

by Big daddy G fizzle June 18, 2009

shit wizard

1.)One who is skilled in the art of ass magic
2.) A homosexual Male

Man, Keep that fucking shit wizard away from me. I swear he is gayest person I know.

by raging_asshole August 28, 2006

wizards sleeve

a particularly baggy "pork casing"

I was giving her 'one'last night but i might as well having been watching parkinson cos she was as baggy as a wizards sleeve, mum.

by churdler April 4, 2003

Wizateria

A Wizroom/restroom, especially a men's Wizroom. Some what like every one is having a Wiz Fest!

Hey man, where's the Wizateria, I gotta take a kalifa and Wiz something mad?

by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010

witjadidja

its part of a question. a red neck way of saying "with you did you?"

say, you didnt bring your truck witjadidja?

by cory December 5, 2004

witlag

Someone who is slow on the uptake. This person often laughs a long time after a joke's punchline.

He laughed at that joke so late that he obviously has witlag.

In the Star Trek movie, Generations, where data finally got the joke from the episode, Encounter at Farpoint.

"Data, I made that joke seven years ago" - Geordi
"I know, I just got it!" - Data

by Brian Pleshek January 17, 2007