the watcher

The act of sitting on ones dick and hands before masturbation so that it feels like you are just watching someone else get a hand job.

Last night I gave myself the best watcher ever! Im telling you man doing the watcher, just feels like you are watching someone else get a hand job!

by T0XIC H3RO November 1, 2017

video watcher

Somebody who looks up videos in order to obtain an advantage in golfing games. (IE Golf It or Golf With your Friends)

All Europeans are bad a golf with your friends, just a bunch of video watchers.

by golfitmaster December 11, 2017

Moon watcher

Another term for a fucking nigger

This moon watcher was a faggot

by Whitexxbrownies June 2, 2018

Whale watchers

People looking for Highly Allocated and underwhelming spirits

These whale watchers came into my store looking for Pappy

by Crazy Naz Liquor November 12, 2018

booty watcher

One who eats dookie and floats into the sunset thinking about his last meal.

”That Bootywatcher forgot his manners and he stinks to he eats ass on daily Karin says”
Booty watchers can become dangerous if not given food also they choose to make bad choices and will murder you over the last plate.

Booty watchers can run fast and snatch you up out of hiding places and can become fierce n sweaty n can take ones booty

That Bootywatcher forgot his manners and he stinks to he eats ass on daily Karin says”
Booty watcher Booty watchers can run fast and snatch you up out of hiding places and can become fierce n sweaty n can take ones booty

by MrtheMan50 December 22, 2019

Wait Watcher

This is the douche at the gym, who sits on a machine but barely ever uses it and plays on the phone. When they do use it, the do baby reps, and slam the weights down.

"Look at that creepy wait watcher."

"Is that wait watcher ever going to get off of that machine?"

by Rambo Jones March 31, 2020

The Witchef

The Witcher's brother from another mother. He does cut monsters as well, but also brisket and sirloin.

I've just seen a rather appetizing Kikimora. I should ask The Witchef to cook it for me.

by Enola Reynolds April 23, 2020