walmart shoes

(noun) used when the bitch ass got them shit ass walmart quality shoes

BROOOOOOOOO HE GOT WALMART SHOES WTF

by cheese guitar September 16, 2021

Yodeling Walmart Kid

This isnt Know your meme

Yodeling Walmart Kid probably has an article of it on know your meme

by hit that mf yeet April 9, 2018

Walmart

Another word for jacking off (AKA masturbation)

“I cant wait to Walmart tonight”
“What’s that?”

“Jacking off dumbass”

by Soapy00 June 21, 2021

Model of Walmart

Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.

Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.

by Positive Language Contributor October 8, 2018

Walmart Moses Catcall

Catcall whistling down a Walmart aisle clearing the crowd

Did you see Him walking in Walmart all Walmart Moses Catcalling

by Cools Man December 1, 2024

Walmart

it’s a store. What else would it be

Welcome to Walmart

by giomtz68 April 7, 2021

Walmart Lion

Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the Detroit Lions football team. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and silver-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a team they've never paid to see. Fond of denigrating other NFC North teams for supposed inferior concessions, the Walmart Lion is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."

Yeah, he hates the Bears, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Lion with a GED from Costco.

by MSU Zach R October 15, 2023