waheeey

The sound you make when a glass smashes in the Wetherspoons (British pub chain). Tends to be shouted immediately by at least a few people, whether or not the glass was smashed intentionally or dropped by a bartender.

"Waheeey! That lass just smashed her pint glass!"

by srevic November 27, 2018

Waked

It's if woke ppl were woke.

Escort: i can't shag beadro he's too waked
Maher: Ah yes yes

by Paul Climent July 9, 2019

Wackees

Vernacular for pills, or, ecstasy, peculiar to diminutive bearded rockers with a large propensity for drugs

Volly: are you getting the whores in? are you getting the Chico in? are you getting the wackees ?

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Wake up in darkness

When someone puts their bare ass on your face while your sleeping and you wake up only to see the darkness of their asshole.

Dude I totally woke Josh up in darkness this morning.

or

I woke up in darkness this morning and it smelled like shit.

or

You don't want to wake up in darkness do you?

by Professor Legasov August 16, 2019

wake down

to wake up and be sad

Jordan: "...at 8 i wake down and pretend i am fine"

by Krkič November 11, 2019

wadeer

A fat fucking weeb furry cunt who likes to use Tik Tok thinking it's a dating app.

Person1: Hey do u know wadeer?

Person2: Ew! u dont speak his name

Person1: ok

by kebab lol ee November 14, 2019

wake and take

Wake and Take is when you wake up and go to your cousins room and take his or her virginity away.

cousin #1: i think i’m going to pull a wake and take on my cousin

cousin #2: oh no, better tape my ass shut

by mothers penis April 1, 2020