Valentine's Day Sadness

Valentine's Day Sadness is inspired by the Lana Del Rey song called 'Summertime Sadness' - If you have Valentine's Day Sadness, you usually are single & you spend your day either:
1) Crying
2) Watching movies & crying
3) On Tumblr
4) On Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook looking at all the Valentine's Day pictures of couples & their gifts they got from their lover.
5) All of the above

Jane: Brianna, I got that Valentine's Day Sadness
Brianna: I feel ya girl!

by mareigns December 21, 2014

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Valentine's Day

Another excuse for your wife/girlfriend/fiancee to get mad at you for not buying them something

Matt: How'd your Valentine's Day go Dave?
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

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Valentine's day

A day that seems to have only been made to make single people feel worst about single and for gamers tomake memes about the fact that they are dating their ps4.

Larry: I'm so sad that I have no one for Valentine's day.

XxNoobMastser435xX: I'm with my ps4.

Larry: *plays notFunny ft. Didn'tLaugh

by NibbaHotCheetos February 17, 2020

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Valentin

An unbelievably hot man, usually Russian. on the short side of the scale, Val is the coolest guy around. Done mess with val or hell send his Russian dog after you.

Betty: "did you see Valentin hot bod today"
Joe: "yea he is short but also my hero"

by Nargoth.theripper October 5, 2020

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Bloody Valentine

A sexual situation in which a girl is giving a guy head while he's rubbing her Vaginal area with his foot, which gets her extremely excited. therefore, the girl to bites down HARD on the guys dick, causing him to bleeed. Sucks.

Bro i was gettin it from Cindy last nght... but all of a sudden i got a bloody valentine!

by VickiDefiner February 15, 2009

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