Please do not call me a faggot or a gay. The proper vernacular is that I have Vaginal Shyness Disease, or VSD.
by RockStarWooty May 14, 2011
Get the Vaginal Shyness Disease mug.sometimes shortened to VFSD, it is the process of laying your feces into a woman's vagina, and then eating her out. This is very stimulating if you like the taste of shit.
Maybe i shouldn't have had a vaginal fudge-square dinner last night with my girlfriend. the taste was repulsing.
by cho-cho biter January 13, 2009
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A new method of birth control where a micro chip is placed in a woman's vagina after intercourse. If 30 days passes, and there is no sign of a baby, the microchip will deactivate and be shitten out. If a baby is forming, the glutton will begin eating the baby. If the baby does not die from partial eating, the glutton will consume the entire thing, completely painless, but slightly ticklish to the woman.
by Andy K April 18, 2004
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Guy 1: Man, that Steve guy is an asshole
Guy 2: Call him that and he'll run away crying
Guy 1: Classic Vaginal Douche move
Guy 2: Call him that and he'll run away crying
Guy 1: Classic Vaginal Douche move
by Snipsnoopitsmiloop August 24, 2016
Get the Vaginal Douche mug.Vaginal mosquitoes is a newly discovered STI/STD that affects sexually active and infected women who have come into contact with a man infected with the disease known as "penile termites".
A man infected with penile termites, during intercourse, through repeated thrusting of the penis into the vagina will expose and embed termites into the walls of the vagina. These termites burrow deep and form a cocoon- like structure that protects them during a woman's cycle. Usually, within a month the cocoon will break open and a newly transformed vaginal mosquito will be present and will fly and live within the woman.
Vaginal mosquitoes are not deadly and they are treatable with anti-biotics and mosquito repellant.
A man infected with penile termites, during intercourse, through repeated thrusting of the penis into the vagina will expose and embed termites into the walls of the vagina. These termites burrow deep and form a cocoon- like structure that protects them during a woman's cycle. Usually, within a month the cocoon will break open and a newly transformed vaginal mosquito will be present and will fly and live within the woman.
Vaginal mosquitoes are not deadly and they are treatable with anti-biotics and mosquito repellant.
Amanda had a bad case of the vaginal mosquitoes- but luckily some bug spray fixed the problem!
I can't sit still, my vaginal mosquitoes are running wild.
I can't sit still, my vaginal mosquitoes are running wild.
by rarballa July 14, 2010
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Get the vaginal crust mug.A.K.A. Queef. This is the overwhelmingly horrifically smelling expulsion of gas from the vaginal cavity of some woman, probably a whore, mentally retarded gimp, or a nigger.
What a dumb nigger bitch! She just queefed all over that bail of cotton. Masa gonna give us a whoopin'.
P.S. It done smell like fried chicken and grits. Let's go lynch her for being a dumb nigger whore!
P.S. It done smell like fried chicken and grits. Let's go lynch her for being a dumb nigger whore!
by Dr. Pussy-Clock February 26, 2005
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