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vacation dick

A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.
Girl he had a vacation dick I couldn't walk for 2 weeks!
by KCdefinesshit June 7, 2016
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vacation dick

Vacation dick is either

1) Dick that you get on vacation. Having sex with someone while on vacation, or sometimes used to refer to dick you get when you're on vacation from your relationship.

2) The kind of dick you only want occasionally, or can only get occasionally. Often related to fuck buddies you don't see that often, or guys whose dick is particularly big/small/curved/whatever, and you wouldn't want to fuck them every day.
1) I got so much vacation dick during my study abroad!

2) Yeah, I got my fill of vacation dick while we were fighting. Now we're back together.

3) He's totally vacation dick. He calls once every two months, we fuck, and then we say "See ya in September!"

4) He had a total vacation dick. It was so curved, he was like a banana! We could only do, like, three positions without it snapping in half. You don't want that shit all the time.
by LaDiDaLady June 1, 2016
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vacation dick

Dick that you can only have once in awhile because it soooo good...hence, for two weeks a year max (vacation time).
Girl, that was so real vacation dick. If I had that all year long, I would never get any work done!
by Santana0520 June 12, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis of epic proportions. Not something a female could take everyday. Typically reserved for special occasions. An example being vacation
"Damn Shawna, what happened to you?"
"Nothing bad. Just got that vacation dick."
by OmeGa_Doughboy June 7, 2016
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Vacater

Someone who leaves a room of people who dont miss them when they leave to say they're going out to party, when really theyre going out on a desperate search for another group of people who hasn't rejected them yet, that way they won't end up riding around alone, with nobody caring where they are except themself.
The vacater is leaving the room, that should take the edge off everybody left in here a bit, it's nice when everybody is not on edge, and someone they dont trust isn't there with them. After all it's the vacater that wants other people around them, not the other way around.
by Solid Mantis April 11, 2020
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vacation dick

A dick so large it cannot be handled on a day to day basis.
He was totally rocking vacation dick, if I tried that every day I wouldn't be able to walk.
by windybritt June 16, 2016
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vaccination vacation

The act of driving a long distance to get the COVID vaccine, due to it being in too high of demand in one’s hometown.
I couldn’t get a vaccine appointment in Kansas City where I live, so I took a vaccination vacation and drove an hour and a half to Sedalia to get my COVID shot.
by Davidfreesefan23 March 21, 2021
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