The Turkish Cash Register

When someone inserts the chip of a debit/credit card into your anus.

That girl gave me the turkish cash register last night, not my thing.

by TheAllKnowingMrD May 13, 2018

turkish pearl handler

This is the female version of the Romanian rudder. The act of one female holding out her hand while the other female straddles her vagina on said hand for self pleasure.

Chandler sat in the corner of his room masterbating while his girlfriend received a Turkish pearl handler from his sister.

by FreekyD February 16, 2020

Turkish Hand Towel

When you bring a man to climax by rubbing another man's testicles on his penis.

Chris gave Alex a ride home in exchange for a Turkish Hand Towel.

by Chesterfield December 2, 2022

Turkish Slave Mentality

The "Turkish Slave Mentality" is a Balkan phrase that is used by Secularist or Nationalist to refer to people who idolize Turkey and the Ottoman Empire, people that subscribe to the (TSM) usually come from Bosnia and Albania who were under the Ottomans throughout history.

Bosniaks or "Bosnians" form Sandzak in particular that subscribe to the (TSM) usually hate there Kingdom past and despise anyform of secularism. They usually invite Turks to their cities to buy off politicians and companies rather than Bosnian own companies, As well as race mixing with Turks.

(TSM behavior)

"Turks are our brothers"
"Long live the sultan"
"Muslim brothers"
"The Ottomans were great"
"Unite the Ummah"
"The Bosnian Elayet was so much better than the Kingdom of Bosnia"

Stop worshiping turks you traitor, you have the Turkish Slave mentality

by 309Homixide August 4, 2023

Turkish finger trap

When you insert your penis into a Turkish woman’s vagina and can’t retrieve it without suction resistance.

This girl last night had a Turkish finger trap and my dick came out looking like it got a hickie.

by Gurthyshlong November 14, 2022

Turkish rise and fall

When you suddenly get an erection, and just as suddenly loose said erection.

Boy she sure gave me the ol’ Turkish rise and fall yesterday with that bowling pin and jug of KY.

by BlueBlazes February 15, 2022

Turkish De-Lie

(Noun) A phrase for the disappointment that immediately crosses your mind upon realizing that Edmund Pevensie greatly exaggerated the taste of the candy known as, Turkish Delight.

When you finally taste the candy that made Edmund Pevensie betray his siblings, only to realize that it’s not nearly as delightful or delectable as portrayed. It is indeed a Turkish De-Lie, the LaCroix of confectionary creations.

“I was expecting the taste of Turkish Delight to change my life, but instead I tasted a Turkish De-Lie!”

“It looks so juicy, so sweet, so delicious…. But it’s just a sugar coated Turkish De-Lie.”

by JosieTheWitch February 23, 2023