Turkish Roulette

The game people indirectly play when visiting the local kebab restaurant, knowing there's a good one in five chance of getting diarrhea.

"Did you go get something to eat after we left last night?"

"Yeah, but unfortunately I lost the turkish roulette... Was one rough night for sure."

by AndyMind October 28, 2013

turkit

turkey sandwich

by sideshow powers May 8, 2003

Turkish Nut Burner

a sexual act where a male or female drinks a hot beverage such as: coffee, tea, soup, hot chocolate, etc, and immediately performs oral sex on a male.

George: hey nancy wanna have some fun?!

Nancy: what did you have in mind george?

George: how about a turkish nut burner?

Nancy: why certainly, just let me go get some coffee.....

by Jon Waage & Branden Eggestein September 26, 2008

Turkish Tumbler

When you stick your dick in a girl's ass and roll down a hill.

That Turkish Tumbler made me dizzy last night.

by Shaun form wisconsin May 18, 2009

turkunt

a gross and flabby vagina that is usually old, overused, and distrubingly smelly
( think of a turkeys neck and a pussy )

i thought christine would have a tight situation, but when i went down on her, she had rotten turkunt

by shanikqua November 14, 2007

turkno

the music often heard from the 'sick' cars of 'wogs' of middle eastern origin. Often extremely loud techno-like music with pieces of arabic chucked in.

durka durka doof doof durka durka doof doof, Turn that bloody turkno down you inconsiderate arsehole.

by Mark Rowe December 6, 2007

Turkish Submarine

When you have gas that is so bad, inside a dorm, car, office, etc, that the fumes give you a headache.

Man I ate Taco-Bell before my shift and then turned the office into a Turkish Submarine!

by BARRY "O-Town" June 25, 2010