Cold Turkey

The ultimate Minute to Win It challenge. The contestant has 60 seconds to ejaculate starting completely flaccid (cold turkey) and using no pornographic material whatsoever.

British Lady: Your million dollar challenge is...Cold Turkey
*Audience groans*
Contestant: In front of all them? On national television?
Guy Fiere: Let's hope you can finish strong!
British Lady: Your time begins...now.

by Levasaurus Rex February 27, 2011

turkey skin

crusty, dried up jizz/semen that is usually ejaculated and left on some piece o furniture, like a couch or bed.

oh gross, my roommate left turkey skins on the couch when he was with his girl last night.

by kmoney69 August 11, 2006

turkey

awesome, cool, etc.

Similar to jawes.
A usage begun at UNH that is quickly spreading across the globe.

"That's hip, that's fly, that's TURKEY"

by kylejtod February 17, 2008

turkey skirt

noun: Another word for the female reproductive organ.

That bitch I banged last night had a foul smelling turkey skirt.
You know what, I think i'll have turkey skirt for lunch.

by Matt (aka the meat man) February 9, 2008

turkey tits

A derogatory or playful phrase used to ostracize or poke fun at the gynecomastia (real or perceived )of an overweight man.

"Hey Turkey Tits! Put down that ice cream and bring those floppers over here!"

"Well, good luck to that guy if he's trying to get married. He's got severe acne, a club foot, and the biggest turkey tits I've seen in a long while."

by WillHigh April 17, 2008

turkey

A pompous stuffed shirt. A blowhard. Generally ignorant and overweight.

That congressman was a turkey, totally out of touch with his constituants and ignorant of both domestic and foreign policy.

by Carey T Schug February 16, 2009

Two Hicks and a Spick Chase a Turkey Down a Gold Mine

A mixed adult beverage that contains Jack Daniels and Jim Beam ( two hicks), Jose Cuervo ( a spick), Wild Turkey, and Goldslager.

Two hicks and a spick chase a turkey down a gold mine. Thats kinda hard to put into a sentence.

by yella fella March 23, 2011