Turbo Grump

Turbo Grump - someone with the first name Elise and the second name Houghton, who is and can be grumpy, Sandy and neg 110% of the time.

George - Elise how are you today my dear ?

Elise - GO AWAY ?!@?!?@@@?!!

George - Elise it’s a beautiful day outside and the sun is shining.

Elise - GO AWAY WAY ?@!@?!(!,@!”!@?@!

George - Elise what’s up ?

Elise - ……..?@)@£&,& k?@))@,&!

George - Elise your such a Turbo Grump!

The Crowd - loud round of applause!

by Akala1234 August 25, 2023

Turbo Thrust

A product made by the company "Fleshlight". It is used on the penis to simulate a blowjob.

Not sure why I made this, but the Turbo Thrust™ is a great product!

by The Overlord of Destruction April 20, 2019

Turbo Grump

Turbo Grump - someone with the first name Elise and the second name of Houghton who is and can me monumentally grumpy and Sandy 110% of the time even when the world around them is positive.

George - Elise how are you today ?

Elise - go away &?@?!@?@ !

George - but the day is beautiful!

Elise - go away zhcifnrxjahwbxh!

George - Elise positivity is key to a happy and fruitful life.

Elise - ……………

George - your such a turbo grump

by Akala1234 August 25, 2023

Turbo Twist

Ingesting LSD (acid) and cocaine simultaneously.

"Yo dawg, did you meet molly last night?"

"Naw dawg, last night I dosed some L so hard and then railed some lines."

"Sick, I have never turbo twisted before, dawg!"

by aner bacon the elder September 25, 2012

turbo

act of going really fast.

the special ed child got sent to an asylum for going turbo in a police station

by SliceOfPi3 January 28, 2021

Turbo Tuesday

The only day of the week that sniffing patsy is acceptable before the hours o8f 10am

Written by the all mighty "Sir Daley T"

Turbo Tuesday is the best weight watchers "CHAVVY"

by anonymous February 25, 2022

Turbo Job

When a man licks another mans booty hole aggressively while blowing in his anus at the same time. Made famous by a North Raleigh man when he offered to give Turbo jobs to other men in exchange for working on performance vehicles. Similar to a rim job.

The other day I gave a guy a turbo job.

by BimmerService June 6, 2018