The process in which a person takes a can of compressed air and proceeds to blast it within their anal cavity until the area of contact becomes dry, cold, and then later wet again.
Guy 1: sorry bro can’t go out my mom caught me doing the Alaskan wind tunnel again and is making me clean up my mess.
Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.
Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.
Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.
Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.
by Han scoliosis March 30, 2020
Get the Alaskan wind tunnelmug. by Piss Stained Log July 7, 2016
Get the Fudge tunnel engineermug. Very similar to the world renowned Dutch Oven but does require some set up or luck. Place a fan near the foot of your bed at the same level or slightly higher than the covers. Get under the covers. Fart. Lift feet. Brave people will use the covers as if it was a classic Dutch Oven. Cheers.
by michael scott hertzberg May 10, 2023
Get the Jersey Wind Tunnelmug. Mental fatigue which prevents you from clapping. Caused by over exposure to applause at a meaningless childrens school event where every parent feels the need to clap anytime a persons name is mentioned.
Principal: ( who just finished reading the names of all 500 students who mastered the pencil shapener this year) "Before we recognize all the students who received a grade this year, how about another round of applause for all these future writers".....
Wife: " Honey, your not clapping!?"
Husband: "My hands are worn out and I'm going to need them so that I can shove a spike in my head to relieve the pressure from Clappal Tunnel Syndrom"
Wife: " Honey, your not clapping!?"
Husband: "My hands are worn out and I'm going to need them so that I can shove a spike in my head to relieve the pressure from Clappal Tunnel Syndrom"
by Raleighwood October 8, 2011
Get the Clappal Tunnel Syndrommug. Any of a wide range of afflictions resulting from repetitive commuting. Most common are sciatica and butt zits.
by hbm January 3, 2009
Get the Carpool Tunnel Syndromemug. “Bro! Are you my double tunnel buddy?”
“Don’t even tell me you double tunneled with that Lindsay chick, bro”
“Don’t even tell me you double tunneled with that Lindsay chick, bro”
by BuffyTheManSlayer September 16, 2018
Get the Double tunnel buddymug. The pain, usually in the left wrist, associated with puching the fret buttons on a Guitar Hero controller.
My left wrist is killing me after playing Guitar Hero for the last three hours, I think I have Guitarpal tunnel syndrom.
by F4tty January 8, 2009
Get the Guitarpal Tunnel Syndrommug.