Mob Tube

Mob Tube is a place where overweight, over 40, small penis having men, and overweight old angry no dick getting women all convene together to yell and scream about who hurt who's fee fees the worst. Most spend their nights doing marathon live streams and bitch and moan about who's fee fees were hurt worst.
Hey I was watching mob Tube and seen old men yelling at old ladies.
by Brutally Brittany July 09, 2023
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Tube Proof

Noun - Video evidence to prove a point or fact, generally hosted on the Youtube website.
Two girls did WHAT with one cup?! Sorry bro, but I'm going to need some Tube Proof before I believe that one.
by DasCoconut December 15, 2010
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Blue Tubes

My boyfriend can’t last long enough in bed, and now I have blue tubes.
by Sailey Bchroeter January 05, 2019
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Fresh Tube

Basically a blowjob except it involves toothpaste. It doesn't matter what kind of toothpaste or if you place some on the erection or in the Woman's mouth. Mainly ideal for those who don't brush.
Enjoy Fresh Tubing!
-OG Pump Chump
Joe: Man is your girlfriend a hot piece of ass.
AJ: Yeah, the only flaw in her is that she doesn't brush often.
Joe: Why don't you give her a Fresh Tube then?
by OG Pump Chump January 29, 2016
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Clam Tube

When the left over toilet paper role falls in the toilet and you fuck the holy shit out of it. Ceepin it nifty on Fiftys.
Crip Mac got a hold of the Ole Clam Tube last night, he was in the bathroom for hours.
by Kodak Nutsack February 12, 2022
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Sloppy tube

It is when you are lickin the toes. Grab some toothpaste, and smear it all over ur penis. You than, insert said penis into mouth, and brush her teeth. With your penis. This, this is the sloppy tube. BumBUMBUMMMM
I no longer need to go to the dentist, cause I've been exposed to the art of Sloppy Tube
Thats so hawt I want to try that with MY uncle.
by greeneggsnshmeegle March 13, 2018
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Tube drout

When you are binge watching Youtube videos and even though there are billions of videos on Youtube you come to a sudden stop. You can't find any other videos you want to watch and resort to watching Netflix.
Man, last night I had a major Tube drout. I was looking for a good 5 minutes and could find nothing.
by IconLivin January 28, 2018
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