Trumpeter

The act of blowing into a woman's vagina, and then opening and closing the labia to make the sound of a trumpet or a balloon deflating.

She hardly expected to have a trumpeter in her bed, and boy could he blow.

by Dizzie Gillespie I ain't January 18, 2008

butt trumpet

when a man fucks a women in the ass and punches her in the head witch makes her pucker up and he rips his dick out and her ass hole is inside out =(

butt trumpet

by johnybobonny October 31, 2009

Trumpeted

When you projectile vomit up in the air and move your head side to side. You can do this while laying on the floor or couch in your friends room. It is the ultimate burn. An alternate definition is rolling off the couch and land in your own vomit.

Steve trumpeted in my room last night.

by Schnitzel Klop November 6, 2009

Trumpet rump

The act of shoving a trumpet up someones butt.

Yo dude! Did you hear about that gay bandteacher trumpet rumping that guy? What a freak!

by bandteacher December 7, 2009

Trumpets

Those who are for Donald Trump.

In the last days the Trumpets will sound and liberals crumbling will come crashing down.

by Passport Wanderer January 31, 2017

Trumpet

a mainstream "musician" who does not write their own music. they do not actually partake in the creative process and buy their music from a production company so they do not attain the status of artist. They are just an instrument and just like a trumpet, they need someone else with creativity to make music.

yeah she has a good voice.. i doubt that she actually wrote her material though. she must be a trumpet.

by Vajitarian April 28, 2011

Trumpeter's Loft

n. A rather windy anal passage. Alternatively, a recess positioned above the Great Hall in Stirling Castle to allow the Trumpeter to play a fanfayre upon the guests arrival.

Oh Mr Darcy, I appear to have let one fly from my Trumpeter's Loft

by Smokemypole 781 May 5, 2011