towel bar

towel bar, v. - The process of purchasing or acquiring goods, unboxing, yeeting the accessories, and placing the object in the direct path of installers without any proximity to actual installation time.

The homeowner is towel barring again; he bought all of the glassware for a bar that's not even built and put it "on the shelves," which are unpacked and disassembled on the floor that's not grouted yet.

by glizzyholm September 23, 2022

Tea Towel

A very sexy man

Look a tea towel in the bushes! How hot!

by Cookie cat- gamer November 13, 2023

2am Towel Grab

When it's 2am and you just finished jerking off but you ran out of tissues so you search for the nearest towel in your room

Yeah man it was a 2am towel grab. I forgot to bring tissues with me.

by wutfuckery January 16, 2020

Lick The Paper Towel

Eating a creampie off of someones underwear.

After he was cuckled, we made him "lick the paper towel"

by TowelsForHim April 15, 2021

Show Towel

(Noun) A versatile accessory taken to events such as concerts and festivals. It serves multiple purposes, including wiping away sweat during energetic performances and marking personal space on crowded grounds, similar to a blanket. Show towels are practical for attendees who want to stay comfortable while enjoying their favorite artists.

At a Phish concert, Davey frequently pulls out his show towel to wipe away the sweat from his body while dancing with abandon, fully immersed in the vibrant atmosphere.

by SummerD July 12, 2025

Towel spit

When you spit in a towel multiple times after brushing your teeth.

I towel spit and my name is joe

by Dr shart March 8, 2022

Damp Towels

Towels that were made damp by any means (ejaculation, drying your hair, whichevers best for you)

1) JOHNATHON WHY ARE THERE DAMP TOWELS IN THE BATHROOM???

UH I DON'T KNOW MOM MAYBE I EJACULATED ON THEM

2) i made some damp towels last night after drying my hair

by SuperSexyNan101 May 17, 2019