an event during sex,it combines the aspects of the tornado where one grabs hold of the blades of a ceiling fan during coitus in the doggy style position and bring your partner to climax strongly enough to "fountain"
by oldguard April 20, 2023

A person who is particularly good chasing storms and intercepting tornadoes in storms. This is based off of Brad Arnold.
by Creative Cook YT April 28, 2025

by chesscakepuss April 19, 2017

When a tornado becomes so big and so strong the National Weather Service suddenly fears it and starts blurting out words like "THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COCVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY."
"John- it's not looking good out here."
"Jebsy, what does it-"
"JOHN, GET A TORNADO EMERGENCY ON THIS THING, IT'S LIKE- IT'S A MILE FUCKING WIDE, THIS IS BAD."
"Shit, got it."
Emergency Alert System: TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR non-descript city. AT non-descript time, A LARGE, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS REPORTED NEAR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE IN A LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY WITH THIS TORNADO.
"Jebsy, what does it-"
"JOHN, GET A TORNADO EMERGENCY ON THIS THING, IT'S LIKE- IT'S A MILE FUCKING WIDE, THIS IS BAD."
"Shit, got it."
Emergency Alert System: TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR non-descript city. AT non-descript time, A LARGE, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS REPORTED NEAR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE IN A LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY WITH THIS TORNADO.
by RiceOfCourse December 14, 2022

by tfuvjgu December 14, 2022

A spinning vertical cloud which can reach speeds up to 400 MPH,can devastate rural and urban areas. Other examples is the Oklahoma City 1999 tornado,Joplin 2011 tornado. They oftenly aren't noticed,and there are many types. Such as landspout,waterspout,wedge,rope,etc. Stronger tornadoes (EF3+) are rare,and are less than 10% go over EF3 rating.
by lobkwlekek1 August 22, 2018

The act of a man twisting his penis up and then releasing it, usually performed as a sex party trick.
I gave her a total flesh tornado tonight, after we finished, she was spinning in circles from all that spinning.
by ButtHairBurrito97 February 9, 2025
