is a guy who constantly changes his Facebook status, usually via cell or an application like Twitter. This is usually in a self-deluded attempt to convince himself that people care what he is doing at all times.
Some common characteristics of many Facebook Tools' profiles:
-interests may include a specific light beer, gaming, "rocking out," etc
-favorite music is often classic rock, light rock, or "anything but country"
-his photos often include ridiculous hand gestures as his signature. If in a frat, this is the hand gesture associated with the frat.
Some common characteristics of many Facebook Tools' profiles:
-interests may include a specific light beer, gaming, "rocking out," etc
-favorite music is often classic rock, light rock, or "anything but country"
-his photos often include ridiculous hand gestures as his signature. If in a frat, this is the hand gesture associated with the frat.
"Gah, I can't look at my newsfeed without <Enter facebook tool's name> popping up with another status change! Who cares that he went to Starbucks for the 4th time today?"
OR:
Said to self: "Oh, really, <Enter facebook tool's name>, you don't feel good after a night of heavy drinking? Who knew???"
OR:
Said to self: "Oh, really, <Enter facebook tool's name>, you don't feel good after a night of heavy drinking? Who knew???"
by toolhaters September 23, 2008
a loser jerk off that thinks they are cooler than they actually are. they think they are the focus of everyone's attention or are better than everyone when in fact they are not. they try too hard, get smuts with diseases, have diseases, and are used like tools
by beat up rapists at pi lam September 15, 2003
by Elizardbreath January 09, 2011
Someone who doesn't have their own identity but will latch onto others ideas to be popular. He will others use him. Used in a sentence "He's such a tool" means he is inauthentic and just mirroring beliefs and actions of others.
He's a tool, he can't think for himself.
by Surreal&milk March 31, 2016
by Mr. Reality Music May 08, 2008
John is such a meat tool, he blew a whole month's wages on a pair of shoes.
I caught my boyfriend sleeping with my sister while I was at work! He's such a meat tool!
Gillian will charge you only 25 dollars, and you can insert your meat tool where ever you please.
I caught my boyfriend sleeping with my sister while I was at work! He's such a meat tool!
Gillian will charge you only 25 dollars, and you can insert your meat tool where ever you please.
by Mrs Moo June 26, 2010
The 16 to 18 year old girl or gay man who had no idea what Twilight was until they saw the big hype over the upcoming movie.
The person generally went to go see the midnight showing of the movie without reading the books, and the next day went to the mall to buy half off Twilight apparel at 'Hot Topic.'
After these events, the person will go to 'Barnes and Noble' purchase a cappuccino, buy the twilight books, carry them around their high school, and pretend they are a vampire.
The person generally went to go see the midnight showing of the movie without reading the books, and the next day went to the mall to buy half off Twilight apparel at 'Hot Topic.'
After these events, the person will go to 'Barnes and Noble' purchase a cappuccino, buy the twilight books, carry them around their high school, and pretend they are a vampire.
"Hey John, do you see Jenni over there with her brand new Twilight books?"
"Yeah, they still have the price sticker on them, what a 'Twilight Tool'"
"Yeah, they still have the price sticker on them, what a 'Twilight Tool'"
by Zachary M. McComb January 22, 2009