Web Pope

A person who likes to rule over administrative rights to a server, website, and/or database. Not to further development, but for the sole purpose of being able to say that they own it.

"Kevin, I need admin perms for the website so I can finish that page we talked about."

"No, Dan, you can't have the permissions. My coding skills are far superior to your own."

"But Kevin... You never do anything on the site."

"Fuck you, Dan! You're not getting shit."

"Kevin the Web Pope strikes again!"

by Mangoman Deluxe March 17, 2017

Bribe the Pope

Euphemism for jerking it.

Before making any important life decisions, it is a good idea to bribe the pope.

by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015

Pope’s tear

The tiny bit of pre-cum before or after masturbation that appears to look like a tear.

Just need to wipe the Pope’s tear

by Tillers December 27, 2023

to pope someone

Unexpectedly whack someone's hand in a mix of anger and fear.

– The pope poping the believer's hand was a surprise to everyone.
– Ho my gosh, have you seen how Brian poped Alfred's hand? I've never seen him acting like this!
– To pope someone is never well received.

by RedTurnip January 3, 2020

pope king

The greatest thing of all time, there can only be one. Commonly a midget. Tells Rays to suck it

I am the greatest of all time, I am the pope king

by Therealbrando July 26, 2018

The pope

An entity that is "owned" by ex Twitch streamer Jshlatt and could cause the end of time if messed with.

Oh shit, the pope is glowing red, we're all fucked.

by Lil Soy Boi June 4, 2021

punish the pope

Masterbating

I'm so horny but no chicks are available so Ill just have to punish the pope

by Aintjewish January 17, 2019