front bits

The male private parts.

"I burned my front bits on the grittle when I was making pancakes naked."

by J-Woo November 19, 2003

wispy bits

The little bits of hair that fall out of a girl's bun, or those that originate on the back of her neck, and being too short to make it to the bun, simply waft in the breeze.

Also, wispy bits pick up the sun when the girl is backlit and slow motioned and blonde with the sweater knit and the heaving...

Famous wispy: Dr Schwing, Medicine Woman

There goes Dorothy...my, her wispy bits really float my boat!

by DrGroove_phd January 24, 2007

tissue bits

tiny pieces of left over tissue found in a womans muff, after wiping.

"always check for tissue bits before letting your man go muff diving"

by Tara1978 September 11, 2007

not a bit of me

Something you would not like to do or be asscociated with.

Mate: Oi big man, should we get some pineapple on the pizza.

Me: naa mate that’s not a bit of me.

by WordsIsayAreGolden October 04, 2017

Bits

The unusually disturbing flabs of skin that form on the backs of severely over-weight women. Often (and unfortunately) visible through tight clothing from down the block.

Did you see Julie's friend? What a shamu, that girl had bits bigger than her tits! Barf!!

by Hanex Gerbeno October 15, 2006

a bit of bully

the word originates from the classic game show bullseye hosted by jim who was constantly smacked off his tits. 'A bit of bully' is slang for playing darts

Hey Jim fancy playin a bit of bully?

by shoney February 25, 2005

bit-hoe

A female who posts an online dating profile which obviously indicates her intentions in finding a mate that receives a bigger paycheck than herself. Coined from the terms bitcoin and hoe. (Also see bitwhore.)

Don't bother emailing her, she's obviously a bit-hoe! Reason one, she stated on her page twice that she's looking for someone who is "ambitious," which we all know is code word for "got bank!" Reason two, she indicated that her salary is $35,000-50,000, and yet she has selected in her preferences, that she's only interested in someone who makes $50,000 or higher; a profile resounding with earmarks of a bit-hoe, if I've ever seen one!

by YumiSpewns December 05, 2014