Twat pad

A sanitary towel

"lisa me ovaries are dribbling down me leg, pass us a twat pad"

by DJFKM January 20, 2009

Twat Fiddler

Someone who is a lesbian

Stimulation of the clitoris with toungue or finger

She left me for that dyke down the road i knew she was twat fiddler all along

by Tom Lebowitz September 5, 2008

twat rot

The smell dirty women give off from between their legs when they don't bathe regularly or properly.

"Did you get a whiff of Leslie? Her twat rot could knock over a horse!"

by Liips March 14, 2008

twat

nonsensical babble posted as tweets on Twitter.

" Dude, that tweet was twat!

by waterdrop_java November 25, 2009

Twat

the act of flicking with your fingers

I twatted a crumb off the table.

by red head ranger July 7, 2010

fucking twat

Usually this term is in reference to a certain person whom is completely unliked by another.

This term can commonly be found used to describe George W Bush or headteachers.

Two part word:
Fucking - sexual conduct ( :) woo ), in this case used for emphasis.
Twat - a pregnant fish or female reproductive organ.

"That guy is a full on FUCKING TWAT, i wish somone would force feed him spandex while slapping him with a live chipmunk."

by A. M. Holt September 15, 2008

twat footing

The act of inserting a foot into a female sex organ, which can lead to severe twat foot

"I walked in on my father twat footing the dog last night"

by KraJ February 6, 2007