aeroplane food

1. Something the airlines use as an excuse to charge you more.

2. A plastic container with words like 'Chicken and Rice', or 'Cottage Pie' printed on the lid, but which contains nothing that could be mistaken for these things.

3. A potent diarrhetic and/or poison. With this feature, aeroplane food was a key weapon during the cold war.

Passenger: "Oh Stewardess, there's a rat in my aeroplane food!"
Flight Stewardess: "No sir, that IS your aeroplane food."

BA, BOAC and Cathay Pacific all serve 'aeroplane food'.
by Jamie Douglas December 04, 2006
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Eating Food

Probably some kind of sex act. I don't care. I bet it will be sexualized by the time I return. Please go see a therapist to relieve you of your creepy, pedophilic, disgusting habits.
by SociopathicDuck January 20, 2019
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Recycled food

It's good for the environment, and OK for you.
Be kind and peaceful to each other, eat recycled food.
by Hyper-Yotta Mac May 03, 2009
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Food Sack

Joe-slang for stomach
That sandwitch feels good in my food sack
by Joe December 04, 2003
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chinese food

eats from china
that chinese food sure does look good.
by JumboJimboFat March 21, 2003
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food stamps

A form of government currency nationally known to lower income class families to purchase food and food products but surprisingly, are used by the wealthy as well.
Checkout Clerk: How will you be paying for this Maam?

Wealthy Chick: (Whispers) "food stamps" and brings out her card like it was a debit card. She's pays for the food and the bag boy takes it to her Mercedez SLK and she drives off.
by Cerebus October 24, 2004
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Food Porn

Noun.
Food Porn is any type of media that shows exceptionally delicious food. It is displayed in such a way that just the way it is spread out, or how the light hits it, leaves the observer going:

"Ohmygod. Get in me, but don't make me fat."
Person: Ohmygawd, that high quality picture of Nutella on a spoon made my ovaries explode! It's shameless Food Porn & I need it.
by foodpornographer June 20, 2012
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